Italian Job

When an asshole in a Mini Cooper recklessly weaves between lanes on the highway at high speeds

I barely avoided an Italian Job today on the way to work. That asshole thought he was Mark Wahlberg.

by Mad@Minis April 11, 2010

Italian Job

gettin a hand job with marinara sauce as lube

the italian job is best done at a fazoli's

by FoxTrotOnUrMom November 1, 2009

Italian Job

This sex move begins with a houdini (also said to be a david copperfield) but instead of running outside to the window, you instead penetrate your friend from behind while he penetrates your girlfriend. This act is a good way to break up with a cheating girlfriend and also a way to fuck your friend for whatever reasons you may have.

My friend owed me money and my bitch was cheating on me so I screwed them both by giving my friend an italian job.

by Baron von Bentova January 15, 2009

Italian Job

To recieve road head from a catholic girl, whilst driving a stolen Fiat brand of vehicle.

Bro... that girl Christine gave me one wicked italian job on my way to the chop shop last week.

by SouthernDrawl April 19, 2020

Italian job

When you use your middle finger, index finger and your thumb held like the Italian pinch to finger someone.

You only have 3 fingers how do you finger a girl?

It’s always an Italian job.

by Top G Gggggg July 19, 2021

Italian Job

When you get a handjob with olive oil used as lube.

My partner didn't have any lube at their place so they got some olive oil from the kitchen and gave me an Italian job.

by Nannerpus_Returns November 16, 2022

Italian Job Search

The act of asking friends and family for employment instead of going through traditional job searching channels.

Tony asked me if I know anyone in construction -- he's doing an Italian job search.

by bravesfan222 October 6, 2012