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invisipple

Invisible people on social network sites.. People who hide their identity behind stolen photos. Bots, scammers, spammers, catfish, liars, cheats, inadequate and of dishonest intentions.
Wishing the invisipple would disappear.
by Sayithowyouseeit November 19, 2020
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invisible

An awesome status on instant messaging services like AIM and Facebook chat that allow you appear offline in order to leave an awkward conversation or hide from someone but still remain online.
xxblablablaxx - We need to talk.
dudeguyman - Hold on i have to go take my grandma to the vet.
*changes status to invisible*
**dudeguyman has logged off**
by punkisdeadcv December 23, 2009
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the invisible man

The act of ejaculating in both optic regions, and thereby impairing vision/judgment. Henceforth the ejaculator (male) is no longer visible, and can exit without detection as the hopeless blind sticky-eyed victim (female) fumbles to clear the affected/infected optic regions. Successful execution of the invisible man can lead to eye pregnancy, or birth of blind/deformed fatherless offspring.
by West Mungshit October 12, 2007
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Invisible Laser Tag

A game typically played by little kids and immature teenagers in which two players pretend to shoot each other with invisible laser guns while making shooting noises

A set of rules does not exist and both players can not die. Essentially the game goes on until either player is tired

Requires a very large imagination to play
That teenage girl must either have a really big imagination or just be really weird to play invisible laser tag
by Grade A Weirdo July 20, 2011
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invisible nigger theory

Why some black people talk so loud.

The invisible black friend that is standing at least 20-30 feet away from another black person, justifying the fact that they seem to be practically screaming while talking to a visible person in arms reach.
Man I could hardly hear you at the bar, it was the invisible nigger theory in full effect

When you're at the market and two black girls are in line next to you talking so loud that you want to cover your ears, they're just trying to make sure that their invisible friend can hear them.
by locell2 April 20, 2009
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Invisible Dick

a non-exsisting dick. A girl might use this term.
"Kara: gawdd hes so annoying"
"Ashley: mehh he can suck my invisible dick"
by Kar Ash February 17, 2009
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invisible brake

Refers to the non-existent brake on the passenger side of the car. Often used by mothers with new drivers even when they are driving just fine. often used in conjunction with the oh shit handle.
Michelle started pressing on the invisible brake as soon as her son got in the car, of course, this had no effect on his driving.
by dee_gee March 26, 2009
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