Skip to main content

the invalid

an experienced sex move where the woman has her ankles placed behind the ears and the male proceeds to jackhammer at a medium pace. If done incorrectly having the ankle pressure to severe you will break the spine of the female in worst case scenario and/or cause scoliosis.
I performed the invalid on becky and now she walks at 45 degree angle. My ex is in a wheelchair from that very same move last year. You think i would learn.
mugGet the the invalid mug.

Invalidator

Someone who generalizes what you said specifically to dilute its specific power to render your statement useless.
I m too tired to go to the party. When asked if I want to join in and "come over" , I simply say "No thank you, Im tired....".
My invalidator responds with , "We are ALL tired!"
This just throws what I just said into the trash can. I would not of said that Im tired if I had not meant it...
by max60605 December 27, 2016
mugGet the Invalidator mug.

inhaling

To consume great quantities of food quickly- usually as a result of starvation or long term deprivation of a particular food.
I've been inhaling chocolates for an entire week!
by zazakaza December 7, 2011
mugGet the inhaling mug.

dick inhaling ultra-faggot

Somebody who, despite all attempts at being a decent human being, cannot manage to do so.
"Hey man I accidentally ate my own face"

"You dick inhaling ultra-faggot"
by Frosty3 October 5, 2013
mugGet the dick inhaling ultra-faggot mug.

invaginate

Verb.
1. To enclose or become enclosed.

2. To turn or become inward.

3. To infold or become infolded so as to form a hollow space within a previously solid structure.
The larnyx ventricle conists of a large fold invaginating from the lumen.
by Belisarius March 2, 2004
mugGet the invaginate mug.

Invading Iraq

Waiting to do something that you know you shouldn't do until you can come up with a reson, regardless of whether or not you base said reason on false facts and illogical reasoning.
A: "Dude, that kid just threw a brick at that guys head!"
B: "George W. Bush sucks."
A: "What?"
B: "I said, why did he throw the brick?"
A: "The kid said it was because the guy's car was green, and therefore he was trying to commit insurance fraud because people would hit him because he blended in with the grass."
B: "But...the guy's car was silver...and we're downtown...where there is little to no grass..."
A: "I know, it's like invading Iraq."
by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004
mugGet the Invading Iraq mug.

Invading Vagistan

- What did you do yesterday night? You missed the party!
- I was at the party! But I met this girl and we went back to her place!
- Oh, so you were invading Vagistan all night?
- Yes, sir!
by VagistanInvader January 24, 2013
mugGet the Invading Vagistan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email