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an experienced sex move where the woman has her ankles placed behind the ears and the male proceeds to jackhammer at a medium pace. If done incorrectly having the ankle pressure to severe you will break the spine of the female in worst case scenario and/or cause scoliosis.
I performed the invalid on becky and now she walks at 45 degree angle. My ex is in a wheelchair from that very same move last year. You think i would learn.
by Graczyk - Ponessa industries February 04, 2012
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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