insultment

A word a stupid blonde might use instead of insult because she’s uneducated which used to exist in the Old English language before it became obsolete by the word insult

*Author’s irl experience*
Stupid blonde: So shut up and stop being an insultment

Intelligent Author: You mean insult?
Stupid blonde: No, insultment

by Educatedperson June 16, 2018

insult

An anti-complement used on someone.

John just insulted me!

by Frankpug November 14, 2006

insult

A combination of meaningful words put together to provoke an idiot

an insult - i don't think you're a fool, but what's my opinion again thousands of others?

by DumbAssOnHoliday December 23, 2005

Insultant

One who is educated in treating or speaking with contemptuous rudeness and obvious arrogance and paid for this service

Insultant: "You are a spineless, heap of flaming dog poo and you are not worth the paper i wipe my ass with."

Boss: "Who are you and why are you telling me this?!"

Insultant: "I'm Joe's insultant, here's my card and referrals are appreciated."

by TheInsultant November 19, 2011

Insults

Derogatory shit to say of someone.

Girl- Your insults are getting weak.
Guy- At least they had strength at one time, yours have always been weak and still are.
Girl- You are such an asshole.
Guy- That's exactly what I'm talking about.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020

insult

A proven cure for depression.

Think of your own.

by Detranova July 28, 2003

insultment

insultment means your worst insult towards someone’s appearance/personality/possession/etc or even yourself.

dude that was a really good insultment.
what’s your biggest insultment?

by pumpkin nut in her butt June 15, 2020