Texas Instrument

When you are fucking a girl in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position while she plays an instrument with her asshole.

My girl was playing a texas instrument last night in bed

by Cellucci November 30, 2018

Instrametal

a generalization or "genre" of an experimental form of Metal music played with little to no vocals. Usually written in standard metal format, i.e. Verse/Chorus/Verse/Chorus/Break/Solo/Chorus.

Instrametal - Russian Circles, Pelican

by Innes Murphy April 20, 2009

instrument

The virile member of a male human being. See also: BVP.

Birdman's instrument - and I don't mean his voice - trumps all others in its size, girth, and veininess.

by bigdickbandit March 24, 2008

Instrudjental

An instrumental band who play djent.

"Animals As Leaders are a great instrudjental band."
Or
"What is with all these shitty instrudjental bands these days?"

by PercyNolly December 30, 2013

Texas Instrument

A gun. A choppa. A burner. You need a Texas Instrument to calculate math problems and a Texas Instrument to stay calculated. Stop playin' wit me.

John: Don't let me catch you in the streets

Tevin: I ain't worried. I keep a Texas Instrument on meh

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

Instrumentum Mortaria

samoerai in there own shit.

www.linux-robotics.org trying to get the hacking theater up again. A kind of flying dutchman.

by theo November 12, 2003

Stabbed by a blunt instrument

Refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract as a result of copulation.

John: My cousin Theresa got stabbed by a blunt instrument.
Rose: Ha? What are ya on about?
John: Aye, she's got a bun in the oven.
Rose: Oh right. The stupid bitch!
John: Aye..

by sublamagee February 22, 2011