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fourth drink instinct

the last drink before someone passes out from too much alcohol.
the drinker usually has asked for "one more" drink before the fourth drink instinct takes effect, letting the drinkers friends know that they are going to pass out.
The fourth drink instinct let us all know that kelcie was about to pass out after one to many vodka shots
by Catyy June 18, 2007
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certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.
I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.
by YAWA August 19, 2017
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Drill Instructor

The “men” that we perceive as being tough guys even though all they do is play Simon Says with 17 years olds for 13 weeks and bitch about socks and locks on footlockers and whatnot.

The Drill Instructor is the least valuable position in the Marine Corps, despite being the most glamorized.

They do a thing called a “shark attack” which, when you remove the false bravado of the term, is just bitching in a circle. They only appear tough because you’re required to stand there and kiss their asses throughout the process or else you lose your job. The hostesses on The View do the same thing with their guests by putting them in the middle of the stage to try and make them look nervous as they turn to either direction to address a different hostess and make them look indecisive. It’s a nonsense “tactic” that accomplishes nothing.

If they really were “hard” they’d pick up an m16 and charge into battle, but a preferable weapon for their little hands is an article 15 that is used when somebody hurts their little feelings (much lighter to carry for the little cupcakes). The article 15 is also preferable because the Drill Instructor is timid by nature and must hide behind their rank like a pack of fairies.

Most “men” become Drill Instructors because when they were 8 they were caught trying on their mama’s high heels by their dads and they formed a need to prove they’re not faggots, so they signed up for the Marines in hopes of correcting their own fruit behavior.
Dude 1 (former Marine): Wow, that Drill Instructor is such a tough guy for attacking that recruit and making him kill himself! It takes very high t-levels to slap another man lightly with no fear of retaliation and say words loudly!”

Dude 2: “isn’t he the little pansy fagboy that started crying in court when he was given his sentence and was informed that he wouldn’t receive military benefits? He cried in front of men. What kind of man is that? Does he want the judge to plug his queer little mouth with his cock like a binky? Is this the only role model for men that society can produce? A wheeping cocksucker? Goddamn sad.”

Dude 3: “He’s soft. He’s going to be sucking plenty of cock in the Kansas military prison. Can’t wait to hear news of the faggot get turned out and being made to act like a woman as he gets raped, the fucking fag!”

Dude 1 (former Marine): “Nuh uh! He called the kid a terrorist! That’s very non-pc! It implies he votes Republican, which is a very manly political party for Caucasians to vote for! He’s such a man! Those weren’t tears, he was cleaning his eyes! Please guys, understand how physically and mentally tough this non-faggot is! You guys are pretending you’re tough hahahaha see? Anybody that criticizes a DI is actually a pussy irl, I decided that hahahaha! Please believe me.”

Dude 3: “The last thing you just said isn’t consequential, and quit trying to defend that thing. What are you? Its boyfriend?”
by Hoooooplar February 19, 2023
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Team Instinct

Team Instinct is the least populated team out of the three in Pokemon Go. They are usually referred to as lazy pansies who can't accomplish anything. Despite that, they are a team of strong trainers who give it their all. They are all about trusting your gut and letting a Pokemon's natural talent shine!
Their motto is : "There is no shelter from the storm"
"Bro, that gym over there is yellow! Team Instinct is in control of it!"
"Really?! Damn, it's rare to see them take over"
by Ninja Dragoness August 18, 2016
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ultra instinct

A godly form taken by boys born on sundays(kwesi).
They are also known as the Sun gods.This godly form allows them to move and dogde and prevent any attack without thinking.The body moves with the help of their instinct.
Mugiwara_Kwesi powered up to Ultra Instinct.
by Mugiwara_Qwesi November 12, 2017
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gut instinct

A gut instinct means an instinctive feeling, as an opposite to an opinion or idea based on facts. So it is used talking about something we don’t really think of. We are more likely to just feel it, probably, even without any explanation.
To make a decision based on the gut instinct;
My gut instinct is that we need to rediscover certain things;
Just use your gut instinct;
Another of his strengths was his gut instinct;
Sometimes it simply comes down to gut instinct and personal judgment
by CoconutKat October 9, 2017
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Ultra Instinct

A state of being unconscious and relying only on Instinct alone. A power that even the Gods cant easily obtain.
One of the most Iconic forms in Dragon Ball Super.
by PotatoXD May 10, 2018
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