Instalay 

Doing something (typically by sacrificing your manhood) in order to attempt to instantly get laid after the action or gesture. It usually involves taking a blow to your pride in advance in order to gain a "profit" in the near future.

Jim : "Hey man what're you up to tonight?"
Bob : "Taking Stacey to go see Twilight man."
Jim : "In a normal situation that'd be gay but that chick's banging. Looks like you're hoping for the instalay."
Bob : "Anything is better than my palm bro!"

Instalay by The Facer Of Facts February 14, 2010

install 

1) to load software to your computer
2) to put or assemble; fit in a piece of machinary and ready for use
3) to settle in yourself in a comfortable position

1) I installed aim in that computer
2) Go ahead install the printer
3) Yea, hold up i'm installing

install by cygnuz September 29, 2004

install a sprinkler system 

to have sex. a variant of "lay some pipe" because installing a sprinkler system involves laying pipe.

"i want to install a sprinkler system on that girl"

install a sprinkler system by dim prickle October 27, 2005

Install Gentoo 

Much like the blinker fluid prank for car noobs, “Install Gentoo” is a prank for people who don’t know how a computer works.

Gentoo is a Linux distribution, which by default, is just a command line. This definitely throws the computer illiterate for a loop, and the computer gurus laugh at you.

<n00b>: My computer is running slow and hot, what should I do?
<nerd>: Install Gentoo.

Install Gentoo by KomputerKid June 1, 2022

install an iPod dock 

v. To cut a large hole in something, possibly once intended to be an actual iPod dock, but really just a giant, poorly cut hole.

Basshunter wanted a pool so he decided to "install an iPod dock" in his backyard.

install an iPod dock by basshunter2 April 5, 2010

installgineering 

The act of installing a modification on an aircraft while simultaneously capturing the design engineering to install it.

Man, that mod on that gunship was a typical case of installgineering!

installgineering by The Mod Road Team April 15, 2019

suicide install 

A program that is so epically annoying that you uninstall it no matter what the consequences. An example is AVG Antivirus.

"I need an antivirus. Oh. How about AVG? I hope this isn't a suicide install"

*10 minutes later*

"OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!? ARGH IMA UNINSTALL IT!!!"

suicide install by thatoneguywhosubmittedaword April 5, 2010