Instahate

Someone you hate on Instagram. You don't even know them in real life but still, there's this feeling of hate.

Oh you know, she's friends with that girl I instahate.

by youaremurder May 3, 2015

instamad

When your happy then someone says one word or did one thing and it instantly makes you so mad that you can't form that right words, your face feels like it's on fire and your head could spin around at any second.

Examples of instamad
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.

2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

Instakarm

Instant Karma. What goes around comes around immediately.

It was an instakarm when he stole her wallet, and lost his own wallet in the same day.

by B.A & DiabloG November 7, 2019

Instacartunnel Syndrome

The painful throbbing feeling in an Instacart shopper's opposable thumbs, frantically searching for a batch that will never arrive.

Baby, why aren't you playing video games tonight?

I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!

by Cattard April 30, 2020

instamadz

Shes the best I love her she is the nicest

Instamadz is the best !

by snkinstines July 3, 2021

Instaham

The way my friend spells Instagram as a joke...

WE HAVE INSTAGRAM BUT NOW WE HAVE INSTAHAM

by Thrash Metal and Fuk August 6, 2021

Instacartian

Any Instacart employee, or people who use Instacart on a regular basis.

Instacartians never pick good produce for my order.

by YouNeedABreathMint January 4, 2022