instagarl

a person who posts... E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G

zeko is such an instagarl

by such a dumb blonde October 2, 2019

Instagator

Someone who says negatives about an instagram all the time just to be a hater.

"She's too fat!"

"You Instagator!"

by The Noob Messiah September 17, 2016

the instagator

usually the instagator perches in the rats nest. where he tries to bwe cocky by beating noobs at chess. the instagator (poo stain) likes to hurt you if you make fun of him. he loves to come in roasty.

When sitting on a skiing chairlift the instagator will bring the bar down with exessive force and yell "comin in roasty"

by xxcorruptxx12 January 18, 2011

Instagasm

Premature ejaculation

we were going at it, and before he put it in, he instagasmed and went to sleep.

by Markie J August 9, 2009

Instagay

This is what happens to you when you do something so over-the-top gay. That people don't like you anymore.

Did you hear about that kid who sucked the teachers dick. He's instagay now!

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

instagater

Its a combination between the words instagram and hashtag. It refers to a person that is obsessed with hashtags and writes all their comments with hashtags.

person 1: "hey have you seen the comments in Lisa's pictures, they are all hashtags"

person 2: "yes, she's a instagater

by kohaku_bambi June 28, 2013

instagasm

the practice of urinating or taking a shit upon ones self after being exposed to a frightening image.

Dont instagasm when I show you the pic that I took of my mom nude. Unless you're into that kinda thing.

by Billy Joey Armstrong August 4, 2007