Instafluencer

Wannabe Instagram influencer

Watch out! There were instafluencers everywhere!

by dog420 August 28, 2019

Instaneity

When your date is so dazzling that you forget your words

On a first date when you are enjoying one another’s company so much, that he says, “this is giving me instaneity”, and then laughs as though all his troubles don’t matter anymore

by Red in the Hed June 9, 2020

InstaIndecison

noun.
inability to decide between filters on Instagram.

Coined by Amanda Fuller.

He just sat there perplexed with InstaIndecison trying to decide which filter made his food look best.

by ccxxii December 13, 2012

Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.

John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"

by Jack Salot December 29, 2013

Instalike

The act of receiving, or giving, a Facebook 'like' instantly after posting a comment or status update.

(12:30) Dan: "Keep your pimp hand strong"
(12:30:05) Cody: *like*
(12:32) Dan: (to himself) "Ah, an instalike. Nice."

by Big C My Friends June 1, 2011

instafame

Fame that comes instantly from a great photo on instagram.

"Damn, dude, this photo is going to bring you crazy instafame as soon as I post it on Instagram!"

"Wow, you're about to be instafamous once I upload this photo to instagram!"

by dathair May 28, 2013

insanine

a adj to describe something that is beyond insane

Dat Dome was insanine mann

by Enderalex300 June 19, 2008