Instafucked

A combination of the words Instantly and fucked. Spelled either way Insta-fucked or Instafucked. Used primarily when one is about to be or is fucked.

We are totally are Instafucked aren't we?

by Chloe Sakuna August 15, 2008

insta-cuck

When you screw yourself over in a video game. The term was coined by YouTuber Charriii5 in his video "Mario Kart 64: The Redemption (w/ Nathaniel Bandy)"

(Playing Mario Kart)

Gamer #1: (throws green shell)

Green Shell: (bounces off wall back at Gamer #1)

Gamer #1: DAMN IT!

Gamer #2: What?

Gamer #1: I just insta-cucked myself

by One Angry Brazilian October 29, 2018

Instafuckingcart

When you're in a rush or excited to get something instacarted to your house so you tell someone to instafuckingcart it

Dude, just instafucking cart it. We're too high to drive

Instafuckingcart the world bro

by Ttess1 August 14, 2025

instaculation

Instantaneous ejaculation.

-Man, that girl was so hot I instaculated.
-Woah! Check that out! ... "Instaculation!"

by danbot May 19, 2008

Instacurities

Insecurities that one feels with regards to his or her Instagram.

"Austin should I use lo-fi or hudson?"
"Doesn't matter you're not getting more than 20 likes anyway"
"You're playing with my instacurities. I don't like it"

by GandH August 26, 2013

isacuck

A girl who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from cruz. This desperation has led to the compromise of his beliefs and values, the desecration of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. loyalty, fidelity, and honesty in a romantic relationship.

isacuck isacuck isacuck

by cruznotcuck March 10, 2018

Instacum

My muthafuckin blue dodge ram on them 33s

You see my truck you instacum remember dodge the father ram the daughter

by Blowmebiatch December 2, 2018