inverted pelican

A sexual postion in which a man holds a woman or another man upside down, who moans or squaks with each thrust.

Patrick: So Nate, what are you and Kirsten upto?
Nate: Well i though i might try to catch an inverted pelican with her
Patrick: CAW CAW CAW

by Paredith February 1, 2008

Inverted 69

When a woman arches her back over a man so while she’s slurping his man-meat, he’s both eating her ass and diddling her clam. Requires intense focus and discipline to get the most out of

I never thought I’d ever give a rim job, then my wife showed me the Inverted 69

by DiamondDick9 May 10, 2020

inverted nipples

A somewhat rare condition in males and females in which the nipples have soft/puffy aureolae and an in-turned nip. They can, however, be extroverted temporarily when aroused.

It is rumored that inverted nipples are more sensitive than normal nipples.

(o) Normal nipples. (o)

(-) Inverted nipples. (-)

by KtWdA November 8, 2012

inverted hammer

When the female partner is in the missionary position on the end of the bed and the man perpendicular at the edge of the bed and before he penetrates her he does a hand stand and then enters and continues the penetration in the handstand. This maneuver is very difficult and should be done with caution. It is always smart to act out the activity before performing it so when it comes time to perform you know what your doing, and stretching never hurts!

WARNING: PERFORMING THIS ACT UNDER THE INFULENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS CAN LEAD TO ACCIDENTAL BACKDOOR ENTERANCE AND OR FALLING AND BREAKING SOMETHING.

" Hey babe wanna try something new!" guy " Ya sure what is it?" girl "Its called the Inverted Hammer, its suppose to be the sex position of the gods." guy " Ya sure!" girl

by bush jumping mexi January 15, 2009

inverted horseshoe kick

another painful kick thats funny as hell to watch.

its when you grab a mans nuts and shove them up his ass. then after that you go behind him and dropkick him.

max: why is dave crying so much?
james: i gave him a inverted horseshoe kick.

by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 3, 2009

Inverted dickle

The polar opposite to getting a male erection . The penis crawls in on itself to hide . The penis moved into a position polar opposite to erect .

Samantha rubbed against me . She is so ugly and repulsive , I got a inverted dickle

by Bigchubby July 7, 2021

inverted bracelets

the mark left behind from cutting wrists

kid 1: did you hear about Marcus? he's got inverted bracelets
kid 2: oh shit, we should <insert emotional support>

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 10, 2021