insert dick

Misspelled "disk" .
In the game Surgeon Simulator, computer prompts doctor to insert dick, presumably meaning floppy disk
My computer prompts me to insert dick
by dildo777 April 9, 2022
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Tactical Insertion

When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.
Dude I left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.
by Kandy Kane Lane April 19, 2010
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Self Insert

Self Insert is a crazy electronic band that makes hyperactive music for hyperactive people. The band first got notoriety on TikTok and are getting broader recognition. They have many members but only two are confirmed on their website at this time:

1: Zakary Waxman
2: Sebastian Hedge
Person: Hey, did you hear Self Insert finally dropped their debut?
Me listening: Holy shit this is fucking crazy
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Tactical Insertion

Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.
Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch
by TallyNasty August 25, 2010
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celebrity insertion

the act of a self absorbed Hollywood actor/actress involving themselves through the media in another person's business
Paltrow says she's helping Madonna through split was the title on the news article. It's just another case of celebrity insertion because I didn't need to know what the self absorbed Ms. Paltrow was doing.
by dunnro1 February 24, 2009
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Sacktical Insertion

The act of tea-bagging (or repeatedly crouching over someone to allow your nuts to enter their dead body's mouth) in Modern Warfare: 2
I'm going to use my Sacktical Insertion on that guy.
by luckywassabi December 31, 2010
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hot insertion

when a bunch of men (usually big and sweaty) load up into a helicopter and get dropped in the middle of a forest fire with chainsaws.
Barron: "Back in my day I used to always perform hot insertions with other men"
by Boyce toucher 1000 November 10, 2008
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