Friend 1: "dude, I just heard about this great website called tumblr.com!"
Friend 2: "oh jeez, don't go on there. That's where your innocence and childhood go to die."
Friend 2: "oh jeez, don't go on there. That's where your innocence and childhood go to die."
by Herpaderp17 October 6, 2013
Get the innocencemug. The one of the things you lose while reading Urban Dictionary .
Losing it will leave you really uncomfortable .
Losing it will leave you really uncomfortable .
Person 1: "Urban Dictionary has really dirty definitions."
Person 2: "Yea and I recommend you to kiss your innocence goodbye."
Person 1: "Well shit."
Person 2: "Yea and I recommend you to kiss your innocence goodbye."
Person 1: "Well shit."
by Calico Kaco November 27, 2019
Get the Innocencemug. by MC Ian August 29, 2003
Get the innocentmug. basically just the new "prude"
just another way for assholes in middle school or high school to belittle or embarrass others.
Getting left out of all the good tea, because they think you just couldn't handle hearing such things.
Drugs, sex, ETC.
they'll claim that you're too innocent, and then laugh it off at your face as if they hadn't just said something completely embarrassing and belittling.
even though you're no different from them, you might even be older than them. you might even be way more mature and responsible and respectful than those fuckers.
don't waste your time, there's nothing wrong with you.
they may think they're better than you, the center of the goddamn universe cuz their mama
spoiled them n taught them so.
they're not, and they're prolly just as insecure as you.
So don't try to change yourself for them, or try to live up to their dumb standards of how someone should be.
fuck them.
just another way for assholes in middle school or high school to belittle or embarrass others.
Getting left out of all the good tea, because they think you just couldn't handle hearing such things.
Drugs, sex, ETC.
they'll claim that you're too innocent, and then laugh it off at your face as if they hadn't just said something completely embarrassing and belittling.
even though you're no different from them, you might even be older than them. you might even be way more mature and responsible and respectful than those fuckers.
don't waste your time, there's nothing wrong with you.
they may think they're better than you, the center of the goddamn universe cuz their mama
spoiled them n taught them so.
they're not, and they're prolly just as insecure as you.
So don't try to change yourself for them, or try to live up to their dumb standards of how someone should be.
fuck them.
"oh jesse! haha you're just so innocent!"
"shh, be quiet. Jesse is too innocent for his/her ears to hear!"
"omg he's/she's so innocent, he/she wouldn't understand!"
"he/she is so innocent they could never do anything wrong!"
"shh, be quiet. Jesse is too innocent for his/her ears to hear!"
"omg he's/she's so innocent, he/she wouldn't understand!"
"he/she is so innocent they could never do anything wrong!"
by URLOCALNOBODY November 23, 2020
Get the innocentmug. by Anonomous111 January 11, 2006
Get the innocentmug. Oh, this little girl looked so innocent!
by Screambug January 10, 2006
Get the innocentmug. An innocent person is someone who won't do anything wrong. Someone who won't cheat on you. Someone who won't steal your car keys if you drop them on the floor. Someone who won't degrade others to feel good about oneself.
The epitome of innocence is the human infant. Infants smile frequently, thus making them appear more friendly. They have big round eyes, making them look innocent. And they always cry when another insults them, blames them, or accuses them of a wrong.
In general, traits generally associated with innocence include:
- Large, round eyes
- Youthful facial features (including small nose, small cheekbones, lack of a brow ridge, and round face)
- Crying in face of danger or the risk of danger
- Niceness to others
- Conflict avoidance
As a general rule, children appear more innocent than adults. Children are smaller, have larger eyes, and cry more than adults. Children are thus more innocent.
This rule also applies to men and women. Women, in general, are smaller, have rounder eyes, and have more youthful faces than men. Women are thus more innocent than men.
A lot of people act innocent, when they're actually not. For example, they will behave "nice" to others but then will gossip behind their backs. This is because they don't have the guts to be direct and honest. Innocence, therefore, may be a cowardice.
Also, many people won't break any rules, not because they are good people, but don't have the guts to risk getting in trouble.
The epitome of innocence is the human infant. Infants smile frequently, thus making them appear more friendly. They have big round eyes, making them look innocent. And they always cry when another insults them, blames them, or accuses them of a wrong.
In general, traits generally associated with innocence include:
- Large, round eyes
- Youthful facial features (including small nose, small cheekbones, lack of a brow ridge, and round face)
- Crying in face of danger or the risk of danger
- Niceness to others
- Conflict avoidance
As a general rule, children appear more innocent than adults. Children are smaller, have larger eyes, and cry more than adults. Children are thus more innocent.
This rule also applies to men and women. Women, in general, are smaller, have rounder eyes, and have more youthful faces than men. Women are thus more innocent than men.
A lot of people act innocent, when they're actually not. For example, they will behave "nice" to others but then will gossip behind their backs. This is because they don't have the guts to be direct and honest. Innocence, therefore, may be a cowardice.
Also, many people won't break any rules, not because they are good people, but don't have the guts to risk getting in trouble.
Aww, that girl's smile is soooo innocent! I wanna talk to her. (But then she gossips about you behind your back.)
by MasculinePower December 4, 2010
Get the innocentmug.