Inmatrimony

When Matrimony is not equal:

A. When a couple has been married more than twice the number of years they have been alive. In essence, being dead longer than alive.

B. Disparity or relative inadequacy in natural attributes: a startling inequality of intellect, talents, or physical endowments.

C. Injustice or inequality of power: violation of what is considered right and just of the rights of another. One party having all the power.

A. When all sentences are We or Us instead of I or Me. For example when a couple first gets married they enter into a Matrimony. After 30 years they've progressed to being in an Inmatrimony.

B. This is most often observed and verbalized with "What is she doing with him?" This is usually in reference to the inequality of physical endowments.

C. Power is usually attained through the use of either Money or Sex. Controlling both sometimes leads to the creation of a tyrant.

by hurna089 August 9, 2010

infotainment

When news is sensationalized in order to gain interest.

I get nothing out of the local morning news anymore. It has all become infotainment and impossible to get any solid facts on what's going on in the world.

by ADDaries March 7, 2015

Invote

Past tense of invite when you’re high

Did I tell you I invote Olivia?

by Horseass March 10, 2018

inmate.com

Inmate.com is a prison-jail nickname for rumors.

Inmate 1-Hey man where did you hear that.
Inmate 2-inmate.com.

by Jasonb1985 January 3, 2019

Inothando

A name given to a young girl in the Xhosa nation meaning it has love. Usually given to beautiful people.

e.g Inothando inkosi ngama xhesha wonke

by smazaza1 May 25, 2021

inotlistenin

when u decide u dont approve of what customers are saying, therefore u place ur hands in ur ears, blow a saliverous raspberry ensuring that receipients of such blatancy are drenched in hound drool

q:when are the new swim timetables out?
a: inotlistenin, (raspberry follows)

by Gator! November 26, 2006

Injot

A very beautiful girl, perhaps the prettiest girl in the whole world. She denies her beauty even though she is constantly complimented. She can be quite humble at times. And she doesn't even wear makeup!She's the girl that every guy dreams of. Her cute smile, her jumpy hair, her beautiful soothing skin. The gods created a masterpiece. Along with this beauty, must come a kind, gentle, loving, caring, and considerate girl. Injot is like an angel that drives away all your worries. Anytime you upset, she will always turn that frown upside right. Never will she let a innocent soul suffer alone. Her heart aches for others. She is truly an angel. She also an extremely strong person, mentally. She will never turn down her morals, always sticking by them. Like a judge, she always knows whats right and whats wrong. She always uses her wise and knowledgeable brain for the good. But even Injot can be put down at the worst of times. When she is even down, she needs someone to be there. To comfort her, to understand her. To listen to her every word, her every feeling, her every thought. Injot is Injot. She is not anybody else. She is herself. She will not act differently just to impress another individual. She is not afraid of what other people might think. She likes to be herself. Also, she has a good sense of humour and leans a little towards the wild side. This is just a part of her uniqueness.
Well, this is just a very very brief summary of Injot.

I love Injot.

by Bulub February 5, 2010