Inky-Dick

Someone who has stuck the inside of a ballpoint pen up their urethra

Person 1: “I hear Kevin became an inky-dick last night”
Person 2: “Wow what the fuck”

by Aaron Hatcher May 3, 2018

Inky-Dick

A derogatory term used for someone who inserts the inside part of a ball point pen in their urethra

Person 1: “I hear Kevin is a real inky-dick”
Person 2: “wow that’s pretty fucking gay”

by Aaron Hatcher May 3, 2018

dr. inky

A cunning, attractive alter ego that comes from the consumption of alcohol.

Say bye to Mick Lenzser, Dr. Inky will be here any minute.

by Benoaster May 12, 2006

inky dinky

the inferior, East Coast form of the song "Itsy Bitsy Spider"

Jim: The inky dinky spider crawled up the...

Bobby: No man! It's Itsy Bitsy!

by Phantom Hacker January 28, 2006

inky pete

The colloquial term for the usage of an octopus during coitus, or "sex".
Orginated in what is now called French Polynesia as a primitive yet effective form of birthcontrol.

Bored with their mundane, day to day intercourse, Lindsay and Luke decided to throw in an inky pete into the mix, spicing up their day considerably...

by DazedDingo June 22, 2006

inky binky

A small see-through house that keeps new born babies warm. It has handy windows too for you to stick your hands through and pat said newborn baby.

Giles was 2 months premature and had to spend his first weeks in an inky binky.

by shannonian April 22, 2009

Inky Dink

Half midget, half beast...long nails,long shaggy hair,knobby knees,runs fast doesn't like light...only comes out at night...it's a green creature with white ghostly fog around it with bright green eyes. Eats garbage.

Jesus's crist it's the inky dink! Run!

by BunnyBae2211 March 29, 2015