seventh inning sketch

Leaving a function or gathering abruptly and discreetly in order to perform a sketchy or devious deed.

Brad: This bar is fun and the friends are cool but i'm jonesing for some cocaine
Darren: Well we could perform a seventh inning sketch and return with an eight ball lickety split
Brad:...sweet *pops off an ice cold hang ten*

by 420DapperDude69 July 3, 2009

Insing

A portmanteaus of the words Involuntarily and single.

Similar to the term incel but with focus on, typically, a woman's inability to secure a long term committed relationship.

Feminist: "You're just an incel"

Normal person: "Enjoy your cat life, Insing"

by mackie4298 October 19, 2021

Insing

The female version of an Incel; an Insing is a woman who is involuntarily single and blames men for not being able to find a relationship. Insings differ from incels because insings often have many sexual partners, none of which are suitable for long lasting relationships.

Person 1: Susan is a 10, how come she's complaining about always being single?
Person 2: She has a horrible personality once you get to know her
Person 1: Oh, insing? That sucks, I would have probably dated her otherwise

by poisenbery October 23, 2022

dang irking

A really irritating conversation; a discussion on a certain topic with someone you don't like to talk to.

I just had a dang irking with my French teacher again.

We sat through a three hour dang irking about gossip girl.

by Khopered July 26, 2016

7th Inning Stretch

Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.

Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.

by Elegance January 31, 2010

Inkling

A small angry man or dwarf that runs through public areas kicking people in the shin.

Reporter: Three people were hospitalized after an inkling attack in the Seven Eleven on 53rd and Greenwood. Many people in the neighborhood have taken to boarding up their doggie doors and the small spaces under their houses.

by superswiz August 18, 2007

inkling

A baby fountain pen.

Hey Steve, can you pass me the inkling please?
I need to get this address written down before I fuck up and forget it!

by Telephony November 17, 2013