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Infinite

(proper name) The stage name used by some unknown jackal whose real name we've yet to figure out. Appears as the main villain in the 2017 video game Sonic Forces. Channels a stone fused onto his bust called the Phantom Ruby to create fake, virtual reality clones of your friends. Wears a mask to conceal his true identity, while simultaneously inadvertently revealing his hopeless insecurity from failing to defeat Shadow the Hedgehog once or twice. Thinks very highly of himself and looks down on literally everyone else. Doesn't have the courtesy to finish you off after maiming you once. May secretly be a huge fan of Linkin Park. May or may not have perished in the end of Sonic Forces.
You may call me Infinite in the brief moments that remain to you.
by EqualsPeach September 24, 2018
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call of duty infinite warfare

A piece of shit game that nobody wants; A game that is going to end call of duty once and for all; A futuristic Call of Duty that takes place in space
nick: Have you heard of call of duty infinite warfare?

Kevin: Yeah, but it looks like a terrible game.
by ClassifiedRiot May 12, 2016
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cock of the infinite

A level 8 spell used on unsuspecting cybersex partners
Boy: I cast Lv. 8 cock of the infinite
Girl: You wierdo
by Wild Thang April 23, 2004
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Infinite Improbability English

Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with spellcheck turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard enhancement like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.
These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word:

The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)
by NutellaBear May 25, 2016
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infinite pinocchio theorem

A method of abusing Pinocchio's omniscient powers to obtain the secrets of the universe.
Do Aliens exist? Let's just use infinite pinocchio theorem theorem!
by burtmack December 24, 2021
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Ur day infinite gay

This should only be used if someone threatens your life with Ur family reunion homosexual communion or ur family tree LGBT. If you use this insult, the person and their immediate family will fucking dissipate into thin air. (WARNING: BLAST RADIUS 300 MILES)
Ken: Hey Robert
Robert: stfu ur UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Ken: *calmly states* Ur day infinite gay
*Robert, his family, and 300 miles fucking disintegrates*
by coman467 May 20, 2018
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Infinite Skillz

Hip Hop artist from Virginia that is a founding member of B.A.S.E. Inc. He is best known for perfecting the balance between Hip Hop's responsibility to both educate and entertain the masses. Popular songs include Headband Game and Extra Shy which are on his debut album, The Anomaly as well as Smoker's Only which features fellow B.A.S.E. Inc member F.a.T and DZK.
Infinite Skillz is a real emcee.
by J. Writt June 20, 2007
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