InFATuation occurs when a generally fit guy hooks up with a plus-sized girl for the first time and discovers the joys of cushioned hips, naturally padded breasts, and an ass he can actually hold on to.
Caveat: This experience may lead to a more serious condition known as Chubby Chasing.
Caveat: This experience may lead to a more serious condition known as Chubby Chasing.
Guy's Friend: "Dude, did you seriously take that fat chick from the bar home last night?"
Guy: "Oh my god, bro-I can't even explain it, but I have a wicked case of inFATuation with her..."
Guy: "Oh my god, bro-I can't even explain it, but I have a wicked case of inFATuation with her..."
by Genebeeb April 8, 2010
Get the InFATuation mug.To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.
johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation
by sackmaster93 July 24, 2009
Get the Turtle infatuation mug.Constant close quarters lead to intense attraction.
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
I am experiencing proximity infatuation right now.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)
F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)
F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
by Straight Shooter April 30, 2008
Get the proximity infatuation mug.A relationship where you're just in it for the sexual favors or just to show off your girl/guy to your friends. It usually doesn't last long and is filled with arguments and misunderstandings. Can sometimes be linked with douchebags and whores.
-Hey bro. What happened to Ana?
--Aww dude, it didn't end well. She was hot and all but I was just in it for the sex. She made me look like a total stud. We were arguing too much and its gone too far, so I had to jump ship bro.
-Ah, sounds like a total infatuationship man.
--Aww dude, it didn't end well. She was hot and all but I was just in it for the sex. She made me look like a total stud. We were arguing too much and its gone too far, so I had to jump ship bro.
-Ah, sounds like a total infatuationship man.
by its N-Dizzle February 11, 2012
Get the infatuationship mug.Infatuation Marriage = Social Media/Stars that marry before 25 years old. Example: Bieber and Bieber (formerly Baldwin).
They were an infatuation marriage.
by Wordsmithyall February 7, 2019
Get the Infatuation Marriage mug.That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!
by Geshur J. February 16, 2022
Get the Top-Shelf Infatuation mug.When a person in a group of friends starts to like someone, many other people in that group also begin to like that person.
I liked Haley first and then all you guys started liking her. You all just have Spontaneous Group Infatuation Syndrome. You dumb pricks.
by Sleet October 5, 2009
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