Indonesian Fries

French Fries that are made from the finest Indonesian potatoes, and then cooked for three years over high heat, then cooled for five years. They are very rare in the western hemisphere and even in Indonesia. they are only made by the few remaining clans people who had the recipe handed down to them. Few roadside snack carts sell them but they`ll cost you alot.

While I was in Indonesia I bought Indonesian Fries and then could no longer afford my ticket home, but they tasted so dern good!

by Kevin Little a.k.a. K Dog January 9, 2008

indonesian ball toggle

the act of chopping of a person's dick, and using it as a sleeve for a stick shift in a standard automobile.

Donnie Fish pissed me off, so i gave him an indonesian ball toggle, and now my car has a stick shift cover.

by donnie fish July 26, 2009

Indonesian Toast

1. Use a piece of bread and with the friction of jacking off into it, make it into toast and subsequently ejaculate on the to the newly made toast as butter. Then make your partner eat it. 2. Use two buttered pieces of toast in order to simulate vaginal intercourse.

IHOP waiter: how would you like your toast today, sir?

Customer: Indonesian.

I think my dad made my mom Indonesian Toast this morning...

by toastie80085 September 10, 2009

Indonesian Pony

When a woman pleasures herself in combination with having anal sex or a partner inserting fingers into her anus while having her hair pulled. The woman forces herself back against the partner like a bucking bronco often resulting in her neighing like a horse.

My girl was feeling a bit freaky last night so we did the "Indonesian Pony".

by cowboy6969 September 30, 2012

indonesian island hopper

The act of shitting on a girls face while playing leap frog

Hey so you want to Indonesian island hopper?
Sure just don't get it in my eye

by miggersaly March 7, 2014

Indonesian Water snake

When a male and female counterpart engage in an intense session of ass- eating... underwater.

I heard you popped and Indonesian water snake on that bimbo. Nice, bro.

by uberdriverwithaids January 1, 2017

Indonesian Toilet Bowl

When you eat a shit ton of curry before sex, then get the shits as you are about to orgasm, and then proceed to give your female partner an Alabama hot pocket. You then clean the "toilet" with your sperm.

A: My man, it's going amazing with Jenna!
B: I heard you slept together last night!
A: We didn't JUST sleep together. I gave her an Indonesian toilet bowl last night!
B: Lucky ass.

by lil pulp December 6, 2017