An erection that occurs when a man becomes tired, but is fighting hard to stay awake. Instinct boners often occur during boring lectures or when driving late at night and will not go away as long as the urge to sleep persists.
Origin: In order to protect their food supplies and sleeping families from scavengers, early humans evolved the process of instinct boners by frequently masturbating to stay alert while on cave watching duty.
Origin: In order to protect their food supplies and sleeping families from scavengers, early humans evolved the process of instinct boners by frequently masturbating to stay alert while on cave watching duty.
I could not stay awake in class today. I had a huge instinct boner and I spent most of the lecture trying to sneakily tuck it under my belt.
by KnifeStrauzen May 23, 2011
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I passed three classes this semester using pure instinct and swag; I didn't even go to class the last five weeks!
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The lion is feared throughout the animal kingdom because of its predatory instincts.
My senses aren't tingling at all -- my instincts have failed humanity!
Guy 1: My instincts tell me I should NOT be doing this, but I gotta be strong!
Guy 2: Dude, you're only bench-pressing like 45 pounds!
If teen-aged males trusted their instincts more, they wouldn't say the (too often) famous last words: "Hey, watch THIS!"
My senses aren't tingling at all -- my instincts have failed humanity!
Guy 1: My instincts tell me I should NOT be doing this, but I gotta be strong!
Guy 2: Dude, you're only bench-pressing like 45 pounds!
If teen-aged males trusted their instincts more, they wouldn't say the (too often) famous last words: "Hey, watch THIS!"
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Symptoms include, being more obsessed about babies, sexy time and maternal instincts
Symptoms include, being more obsessed about babies, sexy time and maternal instincts
Stephanie : idk I don’t usually like him but now he’s all I think about
Taylor: it’s because you got those spring instincts
Taylor: it’s because you got those spring instincts
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