the indiana jones

a sexual act that requires the women to run completely nude at a medium to slow pace, while the man chases her with his testicles out. She then flattens on the ground while you roll your balls over her. No one receives pleasure, but everyone has a good laugh and a story.

Dude what did you and amber do yesterday night? Well for example we did the indiana jones, but her ankle broke and she fell. I still rolled my balls across her back.

by Michael Jatcko August 9, 2007

The Indiana Jones

When the male keeps a large dildo under the sheets during intercourse and while his penis is in the woman's vagina, he swaps the two without her noticing.

Yo dude, I pulled off The Indiana Jones last night. She didn't even notice but she screamed a little louder.

by Mike Irish July 6, 2008

indiana jones

When you have to crap and don't think you're going to make it. You run down the hall, drop your drawers and shit comes out as you're sitting down. Similar to the rolling rock scene in Indiana Jones movie lore.

Whew! I just barely made it to the crapper in time! That was a real Indiana Jones!

by thamongrel May 10, 2008

Indiana jones

to be jonesing for or have a strong need to go to the state of Indiana.

Playa I'm tired of pimpin' it here in Ohio...I got big time Indiana jones!

by Nick D March 18, 2003

indiana jones

When you go to a party and bring shitty beer (i.e. Natural Ice, etc) and you still drink the seasonal beers and craft ales already in the fridge. Just like Indy with the bag of sand for the idol. Watch out for the boulder....

-Why did that guy chase you down the street?

-Cuz he caught me indiana jones-ing his pumpkin spice ale for my PBRs.

by assfinger November 15, 2010

indiana jones

my faux husband. divorced man i live with. my manny. unemployed man who takes care of my child. dependable in all scenarios of house sitting, baby sitting, pet sitting. makes good tacos, salsa and spaghetti. has vagina phobia.

I don't know what I'd do without my Indiana Jones since my husband is always gone!

by viscioustart March 28, 2005

Indiana Jones that shit

When you need to lock up the house you stayed at but you don't have the key. So you have to go out through the garage by hitting the garage door button and trying to run fast enough to not be crushed by the door while at the same time jumping high enough to keep from setting off the senosr that would send the garage door back up.

Guy: I am going to work now so lock up when you leave.
Chic: You are finally giving me a key :)
Guy: Fuck no! Indiana Jones that shit!

by RobertVanWinkel2010 November 16, 2009