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Hop in the box

v. getting in the shower; n. hotbox (as in smoking marijuana in a sealed car)
I’ll call you right back i’m about to hop in the box.
Do you want to hop in the box?
by poohbear74 September 20, 2019
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There's Pussy in the Box

A phoney-bologna fake made-up jingle sung when you encounter a housecat in a cardboard box.
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♪ There's pussy in the box
♪ There's pussy in the box
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box
by Telephony January 19, 2017
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Biggest Dick in the Box

Man who believes and acts like he has the largest penis in a geographic area, and therefore, feels he rules over other men by size and can claim all the pussies in that area. Area can be defined as something as small as a party, niteclub, campus or town or larger geographic area over which the Biggest Dick in the Box feels he can preside.
One dude to Another in a Club: Who is that flypaper with all the coochies stuck to him

Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box

Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting

Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
by sarasplayroom.com August 20, 2009
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oh god! whats in the box?

from the movie "seven" when the delivery guy delivers the box with the dudes wifes head
OH GOD! WHATS IN THE BOX?
her head.
by niggasense February 27, 2005
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what's in the box?

phrase uttered when something bad happens. taken from the scene in Se7en where Brad Pitt has a very distressing package sent to him from the killer.
(you unsuspectingly click a link and see the goatse)
"awww, what's in the box?!?!"
by Greg March 13, 2004
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not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass
well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box
by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007
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Jack-in-the-box

While texting, you reply to their messages so quickly, that you scare away potential romantic partners.
He replies so fast, he’s like a jack-in-the-box.
by QuimpGod69 July 14, 2020
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