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Immersive Wank

The act of using noise cancelling headphones to watch pornography while masturbating in order to feel more involved. This can also be levelled up by adding a VR headset.
I had a cheeky immersive wank earlier, it really felt like Cindy was moaning right in front of me; I came so much quicker!
by Cheddar Brie Jealousy December 17, 2019
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you shall ultrakill thyself, immediately

A meme reference to the game "Ultrakill", where a character named Minos Prime says that you should commit die.
This line is not actually said in-game.
You shall ultrakill thyself, immediately, machine!
by Dreiasaiy April 1, 2023
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Immensive

The state of something being immense but expensive.

Usually the immense factor far outweighs the blow to ones bank balance.
Adam: God Dam I want an iPhone4 it's so immense, but it's also so expensive.

Jon: Sometimes you just gotta give in to something that immensive!!
by JonnyBGoodwin October 26, 2010
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Mein Haar ist immer schlecht!

German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror.
Fuck! Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! I hate mirrors.
by James Frohlich April 18, 2007
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Immense pain

If you get bitten by a bullet ant while eating the hottest spice on earth and having your girlfriend break up with you bc you are now inflated.
by Microwaveman69 March 24, 2021
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Imme

Imme is a very sweet and beautiful girl. She is always there for you with a smile and is very cheerful. She is shy but opens up when you get to know her. She is very vulnerable and unsure of herself, and she relies on others around her. She is very loyal and you are lucky to have her in your life.
Person 1: Omg that girl is the sweetest!

Person 2: that’s imme, she’s the nicest girl in the grade
by Nuepho June 17, 2019
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immediocrity

Something that is done quickly and poorly. A hasty and mediocre solution.
Most work conducted by the government suffers from immediocrity. Why do a job right when you can waste taxpayer dollars with a quick and ineffective solution?
by Andrej_C December 16, 2008
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