intardweb

The internet for dumb users.

With his new Dell computer, Johnny couldn't figure out how to open HIS intardweb.

by Jamzwayne September 22, 2007

intarded

1.George W. Bush

2.so retarded (lacking basic skills) that the word is pronounced in a Bush-like manner.

My word, that president is certainly intarded.

by aunt jen April 8, 2005

iTard

An iPad without Flash is an iTard.

I can't see my website on this iTard, it's built in Flash.

by Mike Hartley April 12, 2010

Intard

A cross of a retard and inbreded person:

The intard used his hair dryer in the shower to save time.

by Frank Stocum July 24, 2010

iTard

iTard
(ī-Tärd) Somebody who is obsessed with iPhones, Macbooks, or other Apple products. They will attack anyone who even remotely says something along the lines of “Windows/Linux/Android is better than iOS/macOS imo”

Origin:

iPhone/iPad + retard

I was just saying that I don’t like iPhones that much and this iTard on Reddit just started making death threats at me

by TatesCellBoyfriend September 3, 2019

itard

someone who still plays cassette tapes and carrys a cassette player on them when they jog/work/are in class. first said by comedian carlos mencia.

what the fuck is that thing?
is that a cassette player?
wow that dude is an itard.

by john gallione May 6, 2006

iTarded

Internet sites or computer programs that have become so popular they become lame. Also, when I, my, me is used to define a person or a non-apple computer related program. See also iTard

Bob: Jim, did you see that I just got my 5,000 friend on MySpace?
Jim: Dude, MySpace is iTarded.

by Adam Besio July 2, 2007