Idiot Son

The son of an accomplished man (usually wealthy) who can't replicate his father's success, usually because he had everything handed to him on a silver platter as a kid and/or wasn't blessed with his father's abilities (frequently because his father married a trophy wife, thereby who diluting those abilities).

James is an idiot son. He'll never be able to take over his father's business.

by Douglas31 December 26, 2007

Idiot Snakebite

A variation of the traditional "Snakebite" shot, where one licks salt from their hand, takes a shot of tequila and chases with a lime slice.

The Idiot Snakebite is a snort of salt up the nostril, shot of tequila and a squeeze of lime juice in one's eye.

Taking an Idiot Snakebite is a clear sign that you've had too much to drink.

by Jazzual October 21, 2013

idiot shivers

being embarrassed for someone else, either on TV or in person, when they do something really stupid.

"Last night on ANTM when Cecila acted like an asshat in front of Tyra I got the idiot shivers so bad I had to change the channel!"

by pennylane1208 March 26, 2009

Idiot Sandwich

somebody who is an idiot, smushed between two pieces of bread

"What are you?"
"An idiot sandwich."

by basiccupcake August 13, 2019

idiot savant

A person who (unlike a true savant in that s/he is not medically considered mentally disabled or autistic) is extraordinarily gifted in one or two specific areas, yet is still incapable of handling simple, easy tasks or common-sense situations. In other words, an idiot savant is an incredibly intelligent ditz.

Wow, that girl can't tell left from right, but she aced that super hard biology test! What an idiot savant!

by whatthepatrick? December 30, 2009

Idiot Stick

In the Midwest an idiot stick is a tool resembling a golf club with an elongated head that is serrated and used for cutting high weeds.

The convicts swung idiot sticks all day under the hot sun, cutting weeds along the county road.

by Marklemagne March 20, 2010

idiot son from a rich family

A perfect husband material for any aggressive woman. The idiot son is so easily pussy wipped that he will do anything if he can get a head, even though the head is mostly teeth. The idiot son from the rich family also has very little understanding of how normal people live, he thinks life is hard or unacceptable because a pigeon dropped a shit in front of him when he was taking a stroll in his private garden or his servant poured the white wine into the red wine glass.

Joe: Prince Harry is really a level 10 idiot son from a rich family! He is so pussywipped that he will listen to everything from his wife Meghan!!

Bob: GODDAMMIT U R RIGHT!!! That's why that kid is in Canada right now!!!

by Johnny Seven O.M.A. February 21, 2023