IXL

IXL is a torture method used on students so they can feel pain and suffer. IXL was summoned from the bottomless pits of hell, satan himself is afraid of it, it breaks the geneva convention and is feared by all souls who were unfortunate enough to stumble upon it. It makes students repeat things over and over again. Studies also show that it causes early-onset Alzheimers. IXL makes students lose their will for anything and is holding my friends hostage because I haven't done my math, please help. I don't have much longer, help me please.
"IXL made jerry commit self-arson last week"

"oh......"
by Thisistheendmyfriend March 07, 2023
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The gayest ass bullshit to ever exist. It's so awful that many children would rather suck the crusty musty dusty ED 2 millimeter defeater of their ugly ass 80 yr old nursing home grandpa of teacher, than complete the 587 recommended topics that they set for them to complete.
IXL is the worst thing to ever have been made.
by biggusdickus42069 April 25, 2023
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Ixl is bad
by meatloaf is dead February 08, 2022
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the absolute worst math thing in the world i rage quit so many times
BOY1: what's IXL
BOY2: the worst thing in the world
by truesigmamale January 05, 2022
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A website that is used by teachers to make children better at math and English. Side effects may include pulling out hair, stress, frustration, and sometimes a broken computer.
"Dude, why weren't you playing Fortnite today?"

"I was busy doing IXL."

"Oh. Well, that makes sense."
by That one Asian person January 23, 2023
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A way for teachers to give Baby Thanos head while torturing/raping students.
Son, why is your butt so torn?

My teacher assigned IXL.

Oh.
by Online Outlaw June 13, 2019
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An "education" website that is based on a "fun" way to learn different subjects, like math, language arts, and maybe science. The structure of the leveling system is based on middle ages torture devices that are meant to cause as much pain as possible.
Hi, IXL

Hi, Satan
by TheGDKid February 01, 2021
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