"you can't have your cake and eat it too"

You can't keep your old love while trying out a new one.

"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.

by labkat January 12, 2009

i can't take it anymore!

exclamtion used by those caught up in something unbearable.

After three hours of listening to the chemistry teacher's lecture on the nature of farts, a student cried out, "I can't take it anymore!"

by Al Gebra January 5, 2010

I STILL can't believe it's not butter!

What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."

Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!

by Chesspiece#1 July 6, 2010

You can't have your pussy and eat it too

A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."

In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.

Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?

Sam: Yea.

Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.

Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"

by Russessabagina December 15, 2009

Can't Handle It

Being put to the test and resulting in failure.

Nick Bream can't handle it

by some ese August 22, 2010

Can't fade it

Slang term implying the undesirability of the after-mentioned activity. Used strictly by students and alumni of Springbrook High School in MoCo.

Kid 1: Dude, I can't fade going to math today.
Kid 2: Yeah, lets skip, that teacher sucks ass.

by Rock Monster February 24, 2005

I can't believe it's not but-her face.

When a person has a killer hot body but person's face isn't even good enough to be a butter face.

Ed: She's got a serious body on her but she's got the worst case of but-her face I've ever seen

Dave: Dude, she's got an I can't believe it's not but-her face.

by hcd631 June 29, 2011