Facebook Inspect

When the same action is taken as Facebook stalking, but you intentions are not sexually driven.

"I wonder how my little cousin is doing"
"are you gonna facebook stalk her?"
"gross dude, im just Facebook inspecting"

good ol' facebook inspect

by mrab September 12, 2012

Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.

Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.

by big_dicked_boiiii February 10, 2019

short arm inspection

Examination of the male genitals, especially the penis to verify good hygiene and absence of disease. Years ago, VD (veneral disease) was spreading among army personnel so soldiers had to submit to these exams to insure that there were no unusual discharges from the penis and (especially uncircumsized) soldiers were clean. Since the rifle was nicknamed the long arm, the penis was named the short arm which is the origin of the name.

The sarge woke us up at 2 AM last night to perform short arm inspections.

by subidar May 27, 2011

White Glove Inspection

To use a white glove to probe the anus or fondle the genitalia of a person.

"He's going to get a white glove inspection from the Dean, today," Mark said. "That's what you get for going to an extremely religious school."

by Orkut25678 December 03, 2009

Inspect Element Hacking

Low Key Hacking for noobs playing games on Cool Maths Games

Cool Maths Games Gamer: Hey man, look, mah score on duck life is Infinity.
Proper Gamer: Ur not cool. You are using Inspect Element Hacking you dumb Cool Maths Gamer

by Prime Worshipper August 01, 2017

chinese drywall inspection

Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.

Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."

by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010

Inspecting the rabbi’s work

A Jewish male innuendo for masturbation.

“Hey, where’s Ari?”
“Oh, I think he’s in his room, inspecting the rabbi’s work.”

by Bill Erman April 02, 2018