Spanish Inquisition

It was.... an unpleasant surprise for non-Christians...

People: (are not Christian)
Spanish: Have you ever had an unexpected war?
People: No...
Spanish: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (Spanish Inquisition)

by BigPokemon November 3, 2020

spanish inquisition

a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:

• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"

Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.

Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

by Team Moxie September 2, 2013

The spanish inquisition

something that you didnt expect jumping into your room right about now

no one expects the spanish inquisition

by DATBOOMGUY October 14, 2020

Spanish Inquisition

An awful time in Jewish and general history, the Spanish Inquisition was commenced by Queen Isabel and King Ferdinand of Spain. Jews were systematically and specifically persecuted, forced either to convert to Roman Catholicism or be killed by the monarchy.

The Spanish Inquisition may have affected Christopher Columbus to be quiet about his own Jewish heritage.

by Nickidewbear November 25, 2011

canis inquisition

When your dog sniffs you suspiciously after you've been around other dogs.

So, she has two dogs and when I got home after hanging out at her house my dog gave me the canis inquisition - it was like being interrogated by the cops

by tyrannosaurusrick February 17, 2010

French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.

Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020

French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.

Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020