Idaho pocket pussy

When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.

Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.

by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009

Breau Imhoff

a GD n00b! a complainer, champ at COD, loves the brotherhood, and also a ladies man

Yeah that's Breau Imhoff, what did you expect?

by tperrrrrr January 23, 2011

Idaho Skid Mark

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the woman loses bowel control. The incident goes unnoticed and results in one or more large fecal matter stains on the bedsheet.

Joey: "I don't know what happened. I drilled her like an oil rig but when she got up, there were poo streaks on the sheets!"

Einstein: "The fabled Idaho Skid Mark..."

by mcfatchick October 22, 2010

imao

In my arrogant opinion
But there is a catch.
Some people think your typing lmao

Person 1: Dude! Person 3 just jumped off his balcony and broke his legs!
Person 2: Imao Person 3 is an idiot. Why would someone jump off his balcony?
Person 1: It's not funny! He could die!
Person 2: I didn't say it's funny.

by Lolster:3 July 20, 2016

Imao

lmao but you're a fucking idiot

Person 1: imao nice job
Person 2: iaughing my ass off

by nicealtthereretard March 12, 2021

The Idaho Joe

When one takes their purple-headed love warrior and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes for their lover to lick off.

(See also The Loaded Idaho Joe)

Damn...If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I would have given her The Idaho Joe. Pass me the mashed potatoes.

by Schmidt-Dogg & Alejandra R. October 1, 2007

Hailey Idaho

Chronic blazing capital of Idaho.

lets go to Hailey Idaho so we can smoke some dank bud with the fly cats.

by Conbomb December 16, 2010