You want laughs

It's when a person makes a joke trying others to laugh with them

You want laughs: indication to the other person its not funny.

Eric: Hey Alex you suck at shooting, why do you even play basketball ?

Alex: You wants laughs (with a straight face)

by OVT January 11, 2015

Any Way You Want It

That's the way you need it

Any Way You Want It is probably one of the most famous Journey songs

by Xtreme2252 May 26, 2009

do you want to die

the sassier/classier form of the popular phrase "fuck off"

can be used anytime someone around you needs to be taken down a peg due to aggressive or hostile behavior or inappropriate/unwarranted sass

you can exponentially increase the sassiness of this phrase by using it against someone in their own home

Friend A: "Man it must suck to be as ugly as you."

Friend B: "Hey Carl. Do you want to die."

by MarinIsExtra March 30, 2017

do you want a cookie

When someone tells you something that you don't care two fucks about.

Dawson: It's 9:15
Sarah: Okay, do you want a cookie?

by daring101 July 25, 2016

you know you want to

the only correct response to “fuck you”

Girl: you’re an asshole, fuck you!!
Boy: you know you want to ;)

by Ladsladads April 24, 2021

do you want the smoke

It means do you want to fight me.

What’s good, do you want the smoke?

by PinkDuckSauce96 December 22, 2018

call it what you want

the best song on taylor swift’s 2017 album, reputation

person 1: hey what’s the best song on reputation

person 2: oh it’s call it what you want

by holygroundrry July 12, 2021