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a turn that meets the 80/20 rule of icebergs. One that is big enough to come sticking out of the water 20%. Watch out because there's another 80% below!
iceberg by the prophet March 25, 2003
someone who ruins it for everyone. in effect it is some one who, like an iceberg, sinks the whole ship. they usually dont mean to do this but their lack of foresight or the ability to think before they speak usually ends in the misfortune of everyone else around them. This may be someone who's very presence or personality is so objectionable that they ruin your day or night. you do not want to be an iceberg!
hey, the teacher didnt ask us to turn in our drafts, should i ask him about it?
-yea sure if you want to be an iceberg!

did anyone else notice a mistake in the paychecks? I seem to have gotten payed twice. maybe i should say something to payroll?
-Dude, shut up! Dont be a fucking iceberg!

hey we are over here!!
-c'mon really? dont call her over, she's such an Iceberg! she ruins everyones night!
Iceberg by mama castellucci April 26, 2013
An iceberg has no purpose on earth.

"Man, you cant do anything right. Fucking iceberg."
Iceberg by Three ! January 20, 2009
Wow look at that Iceberg! 3.14/69=iceberg
Iceberg by BERNDAWG! February 9, 2010
When you shit a long turd out that goes down the toilet bowl, but is still long enough to protrude out of the water.
Man I iceberged that last shit, go take a look, I haven't flushed yet, bring your camera
Iceberg by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011
When you take a really, really, big dump and it is so big that it sticks above the toilet water. Usually looks like a darker color than the poop beneath the water.
Yo!!!! Check out my "iceberg" dump. It has to be sticking out of the water like four inches. No doubt this one is gonna need the plunger.
Iceberg by human lab rat November 7, 2015