I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

no evidance i win

Used in serious debate to refute all arguments.

kinda op.

You - "You are sus"
Me - "No evidance i win"
You - *Btfo'd*

by racism is fucking cringe August 4, 2022

I Win

The game Called I win in which you name the game randomly for any situation (mostly in arguments)
you Win by Saying I win

I win The game is called I win so I win

by Demonic_Master February 16, 2022