To hypotinuse, used as a verb, is to cut straight through the bullshit of any situation, and go straight to the goal. Stemming from the ancient mongolian word hypotinuuuu, it is said that the creator of the word was worshiped with cult like fervor for his briliant creation. Sadly, the cult of hypotinuuuu has long since died out, but their word, with some minor changes, lives on within all of us.
I totally hypotinused that field yo. (cut straight through the middle)
Nah,I didnt wait for the second date, I hypotinused the shit out of the first one. (way to go playa)
Mark, can you stop telling me this irrevelant story and hypotinuse to the end? (may be the most popular use)
Nah,I didnt wait for the second date, I hypotinused the shit out of the first one. (way to go playa)
Mark, can you stop telling me this irrevelant story and hypotinuse to the end? (may be the most popular use)
by Takamata May 16, 2007
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Guy 1: Ugh brooooo, this bull shit that Ms. Rodriuguez gave us is so hard, I just want to make a hypotenoose and hang myself.
Guy 2: Same.
Guy 2: Same.
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To use another person as a ramp.
One may hypotenate by walking, biking or skiing down another person.
One may also hypotenate UP a person, depending on the situation.
One may hypotenate by walking, biking or skiing down another person.
One may also hypotenate UP a person, depending on the situation.
“Man, I was boarding on a trick path, and right as I got to the end of the rail, hypotenated right over Peter. It was awesome. I think he was unconscious, though.”
“Mommy! This morning that kid in the wheelchair just pushed this tall kid down the steps and hypotenated right over him. Can I get a wheelchair for my birthday?”
Announcer: “FOR THIS DIRT BIKE SHOW, BIKER BOB WILL NOT JUMP OVER 100 PEOPLE, HE WILL HYPOTENATE OVER A STRING OF THEM!”
“Mommy! This morning that kid in the wheelchair just pushed this tall kid down the steps and hypotenated right over him. Can I get a wheelchair for my birthday?”
Announcer: “FOR THIS DIRT BIKE SHOW, BIKER BOB WILL NOT JUMP OVER 100 PEOPLE, HE WILL HYPOTENATE OVER A STRING OF THEM!”
by halpwr August 26, 2011
Get the Hypotenate mug.that girl who you see at a party who is pretty dgaf/ hardcore who is into the grunge/ metal scene. you would hook up with her, but you wouldnt really tell anyone about it, even though she was really good.
OMG LOOK AT THAT GIRL OVER THERE!!!
Yea what about her...?
SHES SO HXC I WANT HER!
So your saying, she is a hypotenus girl.
YEAH EXACTLY.
Yea what about her...?
SHES SO HXC I WANT HER!
So your saying, she is a hypotenus girl.
YEAH EXACTLY.
by erichxcyo September 23, 2007
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Get the Hypotenussy mug.In kinematics, the x- and y-components of multiple vectors combined to create single vectors for each pair.
To find the magnitude of the tension in the ropes, combine their x- and y-components of T using the Pythagorean theorem, solving for the hypoteneese.
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Get the hypoteneese mug.When you stand up from sitting or lying down and then get high for 3 seconds. This happens because your body couldn't adjust your blood pressure fast enough from a lying to a standing position. This is similar to how you feel like crap when you volunteered to quickly for a job that you were disastrously unqualified for.
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