Hybernate

Getting hyphy by yourself.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go to a party?

Guy 2: Na, I think Ima just hybernate.

by Slackster11 August 24, 2010

Hyperbole

The hands-down absolute BEST fucking thing in the world, of all time, OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!

I could give ten billion examples of hyperbole, but I don't feel like it.

by CrunchyCookie November 30, 2010

hyberbate

1. To mastrabate over an extended period of time, sometimes lasting hours.

2. To mastrubate at every possible opprotunity, ignoring the outside world, sometimes for weeks.

1. "Holy shit dude I've been jackin it for hours and still haven't cum, I hate when I hyberbate."

2. Guy 1: "dude, I'm pretty sure Steve died."
Guy 2: "No, i heard he's just been in his room hyberbating."

by Killer569253 January 2, 2011

Hyperbeer

The result of a partially frozen beer;
Upon partial freezation, the water which composed about 82% of beer moves to the solid "ice" state before the 18% of magical beer juices join it. In this moment of this Euphoric limbo between beer and its frozen counterpart, the beersicle, the common bro opens the beverage (often with a key) and unleashes hyperbeer (also know as essence of beer).
Hyperbeer is commonly known to be more potent, more delicous, and more bro than any other beer-beverage with only one exeptions: essence of hyperbeer

Dumb bro-"Yo bro, all we have are mostly frozen beers:
Wise Bro- " Fear not bro, this shits about to get real. Break out the hyperbeer!"

by BRO, WE'RE THE SAME BRO, BRO October 25, 2011

Essence of hyperbeer

The result of partially frozen hyperbeer

This beverage is only for the most patient bro. Upon making standard hyperbeer, the bro must refrain from drinking in order to freeze the new substance yet again, removing even more of the non-beer (water) content from the hyperbeer. Once the hyperbeer is partially frozen, remove the your essence of hyperbeer and serve at room temperature for maximum taste.

Fear not good bro, if you over-freeze the hyperbeer, you will still have some hyperbeersicles (fully frozen hyperbeer to be eaten).

Dumb Bro- "Bro, all i have is partially frozen hyperbeer"
Bro- "BRO! Essence of Hyperbeer!(frat snap)

by BRO, WE'RE THE SAME BRO, BRO October 24, 2011

Hyperborean Shit

That shit that makes you feel euphoric, and gives you that Aryan spirit.

dog damn joe is a hyperborean shitter

by i hate joos 2024 January 1, 2023

narrative hyperbole

Narrative hyperbole is when the narrator of a comic book says one thing while the action drawn on the pages clearly show something else. Sometimes, in the case of speech hyperbole, it is a character who says one thing, while the pages show differently. This does not mean the narrator or the character is always wrong. It only means that in the case of such conflict, the actual scenes overrule the narrator or character text.

An example of this would be the Ten-Eyed Man, who Batman and the narrator called "the most dangerous man alive", and who was actually a very lame and low-powered character.

by Unknow Man March 24, 2005