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Hyperaid

Any combination of an energy drink and powdered drink mix that creates a beverage with the consistency of syrup.

In small doses, can cause jittery behavior, and unruly antics. In larger doses, or done in shots, can result in a sugar coma or death.

Also known as "Sweet Liquor".
Doctor, all I am allowed to say about my friend here in your ER is that he has consumed too much hyperaid
by Ian John Willis February 22, 2011
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Hyperability

When you have an ability that is slightly better than a regular ability
Sydney's Hyperability is to hold her breath for a minute and a half underwater while Ben can only do it for a minute
by OHJ February 1, 2015
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hyperactive banshee

That one crazy friend that'll be very loud and obnoxious, and also act like they're on drugs even though they're sober.
Some guy: Yo who's that chick?
His friend: the one dancing?
Guy: no that girl that's literally doing laps around the bar and screaming like a hyperactive banshee.
by Aiphos December 19, 2019
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(n) A fictitious alibi, incorporating people who weren't there at a place they weren't at during a time that never happened, created by a pathological liar. Also created to be the longest word, just to piss off scrabble players and dictionary nerds.
"How is she Doc?"

"It seems she believes she was there, she's suffering from Hyperaltodineurospatialpsychopseudochronologisticquasifictitiousnomialauxillaripostionalcognativedisplacement."
by IdntgivaFOX February 23, 2023
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hyperactive racism detection

A mental condition that causes very dumb humans to believe absolutely everything is racist.
Tyrone- "that mosquito bit me. It's racist"
Tyrone- "that mosquito didn't bite me. It's racist"
Bob- " dude, give the hyperactive racism detection a rest "
by Kedielover April 30, 2023
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HyperAwesomeness

A medical condition afflicting approx. 23.4% of the world's population which refers to a person who suffers from being TOO awesome. Signs and symptoms include: cranial overload leading to explosions, impregnation of various people, exhaustion, and sleep disorders. Condition may be regulated with the use of an intervenous injection of approximately 250-500cc of HypoAwesome and in extreme cases, euthanasia.
Dude: Doc, i ain't feeling so good...
(after assessment)
Doc: I'm sorry son...but you're suffering from HyperAwesomeness.
Dude: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (momentary pause) Wait...SWEET!
by Spee-Rad September 5, 2007
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Hyperexfriended

1) To over-extend your social circle with acceptable acquaintences, Making too many 'good friends'.

2) Having too many friends expect something of you.

3) To hyperextend yourself in a social manner.
"Crap, I have two parties at two friends houses tonight. I hyperexfriended myself."

"So, John hyperexfriended himself the other night with with Sarah and Sally..."
by ScooterH July 27, 2009
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