Fire Hydrant

The act of lighting your partners pubes on fire and then making them achieve orgasm, thus making them douse the flames.

" i put a lighter to jenny last night, she wanted the flames out so she told me to go faster.thats a fire hydrant."

by jewhitlerman August 22, 2008

Cambodian Fire Hydrant

When you receive a blowjob. However, this isn't just any blowjob. This is when the person receiving is taking a large and vigorous shit. So vigorous that when the shit collides with the water the velocity of the steamy dump alone creates a glorious splash effect on the other persons face. If done correctly, then the person who is sucking the receiver's penis should be thoroughly soaked in shitty, smelly, and most of all sticky diarrhea. Extra points if you want to go all out and squirt diarrhea on the other persons face and mouth creating the Cambodian Mudslide and then dunk the persons head in the toilet and flush.

David: Oh shit son, I can't believe Bonquisha just sat their and took that Cambodian Fire Hydrant like that!

Malcolm: Hell yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.

David: I gotta give you props on that shit. On second thought don't shake my hand you sick fuck.(*dials 911*)

by SheezyMan February 26, 2009

busted fire hydrant

When a man is about to have a powerful orgasm but he pinches the tip of his dick causing his penis to explode

My girlfriend refused to receive a facial and pinched my dick. I had my first busted fire hydrant.

by Cackyblacky September 21, 2016

Albaquerque Fire Hydrant

The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!

I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.

by Stevie Y April 13, 2006

pussy hydrant

n.

A male who's so sexually attractive that his presence saturates a typical heterosexual woman's vulva and labia with vaginal fluid in anticipation of copulation.

Becky: Look, here comes James. I'm getting wet.

Veronica: He's like so hot he makes my panties soaking wet and stuff.

Mandy: I'm leaking a little too. He's a pussy hydrant alright.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021

Fire Hydrant

When two guys stand back to back while a girl gives both a handjob at the same time.

I gave two guys the fire hydrant last night. They spayed 3 feet!

by Dannyd February 15, 2013

Fire Hydrant

To unleash an incredibly large quantity of semen onto a crowd of innocent bystanders with no shame or regret of doing so.

Not to be confused with Broken Hose, Crying Snake, Saggy Water Balloon, or Sex Monsoon.

He got tired of waiting at the bus stop and decided to fire hydrant everyone around him.

by Niko Zorich December 28, 2009