Hortons 500

A term used to describe the act of circling back around through the Tim Hortons drive-thru in NASCAR fashion when the employee at the window messes up your order

Gary drove about 60 laps in the Hortons 500 before he finally got his double double and Boston Cream

by Dipsin February 18, 2020

Tim Hortons

The primary destination in the morning for 80% of Canada's adult population. Every community should have a minimum of two Tim Horton's. You go there so often, the employees already know what to order.

"Welcome to Tim Hortons, can I take your order?"

"Yeah, I'll have a-"

"A medium double-double and a chocolate chip muffin, next window please."

"... thank you!"

by canadianguyeh September 11, 2009

Johnny Horton

The greatest country singer of all time. Some say that the only person ever to approach his quality of singing was Han Williams. The world may never know.

Man, I wish I could meet Horton.

by Montage Crandall October 26, 2004

don horton

Taking a massive dump in a public toilet. And not flushing it.

Billy bob just left a huge don horton at walmart.

by LiamTheWise November 7, 2017

hurtin

Someone or something that is in need of improvement.

Tanya is hurtin and so is her truck.

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Hurting for a squirting

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.

"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!

by MrKent October 25, 2009

Hutton Spitback

When your woman has that cute gap between her front teeth - just like Lauren Hutton. After she gives you a beeg, she spits it all over your torso through said gap. A trick as old as we, I suspect.

My girly, she's a saucy minx. I had to wipe the goo off my chest after she sprayed me with a Hutton Spitback.

by Barzog January 23, 2013