humpty bitch

1.a fat rolly polly type of bitch.
2. one of many breeds of bitch's. stupid bitch, nagging bitch, ugly bitch, slutty bitch...ect....
3. a chubby female dog

1. Go eat another cake you humpty bitch
2. lets breed my humpty bitch with your latin boxer and see what we get.

by mr.flagg February 26, 2008

Humpty Doodle

Anything and everything to do with sex. A less vulgar approach to the many sexual acts.

"They did the humpty doodle all night long."
"Do you want to do the humpty doodle with me?"
"My favorite part of life, is the humpty doodle."

by xohotmess April 03, 2008

Humptie Dumptie

When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.

Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.

Tim: Dude I know, I did it...

by The "on-the-spot" crapper May 10, 2010

Humpty Dumpty

Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.

Look at that Humpty Dumpty!

by The Fate October 16, 2011

Humpty Dump

Nickname Given to the Metrodome, the major sports venue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.

by JonathanChance October 01, 2003

humpty dumpty

Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.

Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.

by tyrannicaltbagger April 18, 2007

Humpty Cunt

A female trying to do a man's job. Any cunt who has a job as a police officer or fire fighter. A bitch who gets paid for a job they can't do.

Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home where she can clean house and her man's pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, the humpty cunt is useless.
That lazy humpty cunt has never earned her paycheck!

by Scammer Steve April 09, 2008