humptard

A derogatory nickname for any uncontrollably horny mammal, especially a dog.

That sad little humptard would fuck a pillow if you threw it to him.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

humphreyian

a humphreyian is someone who is a #🐳-humphrey main in the omori discord server

"oh, (name) is a humphreyian!"

by mwrisa January 12, 2022

humphage

The rate at which one humps

OMG your humphage is crazy!

by The_Sibbatron July 10, 2022

Humptiness

1. Noun-the state of being like Humpty Hump
2. Noun-greatness

Peace and Humptiness forever

by gerardiswiggidywack July 25, 2004

humpty dump

the name of the first dump you take after someone cums in your ass

I just took the runniest humpty dump

by techstep April 22, 2006

Humpty-Diddle

A phrase used by the rest of the General Aviation community to describe Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, in a negative and funny way. Mostly because of how ridiculously expensive it is. Others use it to indirectly express their jealousy towards it.

"You know what they teach over there at Humpty Diddle, Diddly-Squat!"

"The Humpty-Diddle School of Poverty"

by ERAUDAB September 23, 2009

humpty dumpty fell off the wall

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime

humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again

by littlejimmie July 19, 2019