dick humid

When it is humid enough outside to make your balls sweat.

Man, it sure is dick humid out here today!!!

by Rick James Bitch 1489578 October 29, 2008

relative humidity

The perspiration that forms between the shoulder blades of your first cousin, while you are fucking her in the ass.

Uncle Mike ... the relative humidity sure is high in your daughters bedroom.

by maggotvommit April 17, 2004

relative humidity

the saliva left on your genitals after your cousin gives you oral sex

Man last night my cousin trina came over to my house. I just thought we were gonna hang, then a few to many beers. Damn the ho was down on me! ie. relative humidity!

by RD Machine January 11, 2007

relative humidity

The sweat that drips from your balls onto your sister-in-law's chin.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Humid-a-tittie

Irritation to the undercarriage of the female breast due to the combined effects of environmental heat, tight under garments and dim titties being plump AF.

Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.

Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.

When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.

Either Rebecca missed her mouth at the water fountain again or she’s got a severe case of humid-a-tittie.

by AmeDame July 9, 2021

Humidititties

To have excessive boob sweat

Good lawd, it’s so hot in here I got humidititties!

by TheREALrllyhotperson April 12, 2022

Chocolate Humidor

The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.

Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."

by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017