humans

literal fucking mistakes.

"humans are so fucking dumb, take americans for example"

by Madamabutterfly February 23, 2017

humans

God's biggest mastake of all.

God: I think I will make Humans...

* Then the first Human was born *

God: OH SHIT!!

by FlameAssassin February 22, 2005

Humbaster

A woman who after performing fellatio, unbeknownst to the man, spits his semen into a turkey baster and deposits it in her womb. After 9 fruitful months gives birth to the humbasted baby and then often proceeds to sue for childsupport.

He didn't even know the chick and she gave him a blowy in the alley behind the bar and turkey basted herself with it. Watch out for that humbaster.

by drclownpenis May 23, 2011

Humanship

The way two or more persons or groups regard and behave towards each other based on inner similarities as humans not on outer differences, such as title, identity, role, function, belief, ethnicity, nationality, kinship, social class or hierarchical power position.

You may be rich and powerful, but that does not give you the right to disregard your humanship with the poor and the powerless.

by Ziad Aazam August 12, 2017

Shredded Humans

Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.

I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...

by dick4brains November 6, 2011

Humans

God's idea of a sick joke.

God: Hey, Jesus, check this out!
Jesus: Humans?
God: Yeah, those animals won't even know what hit them!
*Both chuckle*

by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012

Humans

Despite religion and moral values, we have NO reason for considering ourselves above other animals.

Other animals participate in the global cycle, in which all resources are recycled and used again.

Humans can only unbalance this equilibrium and consume resources without replenishing them.

Humans are a burden to the planet.

by XeL March 9, 2005