Hooner

Having a shocker at something

" Bryants had a Hooner"

by Bigmangaelen February 1, 2021

Hornery

The condition one succumbs to when one is sexually frustrated to the point of aggression.

"He's in a bad mood, looks like he needs to get laid."
"Don't mind him, he's just hornery."

by Professor Wormbog January 4, 2006

honer

a partial erection; neither limp nor hard

Jeremy had a honer after the first kiss.

by Krista Baker April 13, 2006

Hayner

The sex god from Kingdom Hearts II. XD
Has three best friends; Pence, Olette, and Roxas, although none of them are as sexy as he is. They all reside in Twilight Town.

He's secretly in love with Seifer, even though they act like they're worst enemies.

Hayner is also known as the "local attitude problem."

His obsessions are; sea-salt ice-cream, going to the beach, sea-salt ice-cream, watermelon, and sea-salt ice-cream. =D

" ZOMG, Hayner is sooooo kawaii desu. -fangirl squeal- <333333 "

by xHAYNURR October 14, 2008

Hoytering

1.The act of being an unstoppable, professional lady getter with no intentional target or preference.

"Man that guy is a mean hoyterer"

"What a serial hoyterer, how does he do it?"

"Wanna go do some hoytering?"

by thismeansthings November 19, 2012

Hoiner

Someone who is a total jerkface. Someone who is so totally full of themselves, that even THEY know it. Basically, just a blubbering bafoon. Can also be used as a term of endearment amongst close bros.

Example #1
Bro #1: Dude, that guy is a freaking hoiner! I can't stand him!
Bro #2: I know! He is so full of himself! Let's kick the crap out of him!

Example #2
Clos Bro # 1: Dude! You are such a hoiner!
Close Bro #2: Thanks! I love you too man!

by doucheface November 27, 2015

hoonerina

Right you cunts, I’ve tried to get this passed 4 fucking times so you better accept it

These dickheads won’t accept my definition of hoonerina

by The entire eart October 10, 2017