don horton

Taking a massive dump in a public toilet. And not flushing it.

Billy bob just left a huge don horton at walmart.

by LiamTheWise November 7, 2017

Tim Horton's

The best place to get donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate in North America. Contrary to popular belief, we do have them in America (especially the Buffalo area). Serves the holes from donuts as 'Tim Bits.'

Let's go get hot chocolate from Tim Horton's.

by BuffaloGuy November 1, 2013

Tim Horton's

Canadian coffee and doughnut franchise named after the hockey player. Now a multimillion dollar business, and a staple of Canadian culture.

The coffee has a distinct flavour, which keeps customers coming back. There is an urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine in the coffee, but this has been debunked. Also known for their timbits which are cheap bite sized donuts.

Bob : Hey hoser, let's go get some Tim Horton's before we go to the hockey game.

Doug : I can't, eh? I have to take the dogsled in for repairs.

by dude, where's my bagel? August 24, 2005

Tim Hortons

best coffee this side of the prime meridian; yet another Canadian enterprise assimilated by a huge American multi-billion dollar conglomerate (Wendy's bought out the chain in the late '90s).

by javaman November 7, 2003

Tim Hortons

The President of Canada. That's right. Tim Hortons owns Canada. And we couldn't be more happy.

U.S.A. has Obama, Canada has Tim Hortons!!

Who are we going to turn to for our economic problems? Timmy's!!

by Cobes February 17, 2010

The Reverend Horton Heat

The best Rockabilly,Psychobilly,Southern Rock band ever.

Well known from kids and douchebags from there song "Psychobilly Freakout" on Guitar Hero II.

Don:Jim Heath from The Reverend Horton Heat,I'd really like to taste him.

by ROYRULES! October 16, 2008

Horton's Theory of Who

A groundbreaking theory in biology developed by an elephant who saved a bunch of tiny people called "who". It states that all psychobiological life systems are diminutive in comparison to a greater, larger life system (life systems become infinitely big). In "Dexter's Laboratory", Dexter worked with this theory in order to analyze a civilization much smaller than ours.

This theory is quite prevalent in the cartoon realm.

by some punk kid May 1, 2005