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Howler monkey 

A person who uses all capital letters during any interaction on social networking sites (such as Facebook and Craigslist). This is often accompanied by poor grammar and unnecessary punctuation*.

Howler Monkey may or may not be intending to express displeasure, screaming, or incoherent rage during communication.

*Not to be confused with someone who alternates between capital and lower case letters evenly throughout the sentence (eXaMpLe), who is just an asshole.
Is his caps lock broken? What a Howler Monkey!
Howler monkey by icarus effect November 4, 2010
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Howler Monkey 

An insult so lame, it's funny.
"Man, you're such a howler monkey, dude!"
Howler Monkey by Gumba Hater July 14, 2003

howler monkey 

insult used by immature people that so bad it was good and then went back to bad again.
that 10-year old called me a howler monkey.
howler monkey by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

Howler Monkey 

"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"
Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK
Howler Monkey by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 15, 2015

Howler Head 

When you're blowing a guy and they're so hairy you think they might be a werewolf
Jacob's trimmer broke so I won't go over there on the full moon anymore--he's a real howler head.
Howler Head by Jacob Pagina May 21, 2022

Howler monkey 

When a bitch you fucking starts howling cause the cock to much to handle and then you shove a hamster in her ass.
This slut was a howler monkey when I was fucking her.

Bob Howler 

A 'Bob Howler' is a slang term from the Midlands for a very large moth.
Wow, would you look at that Bob Howler, it's a big'un
Bob Howler by Moth Expert September 25, 2010