hopenchange

To cause damage by implementing a promising-sounding but flawed or unproven idea.

I wish I'd hired a professional roofer instead of trying to do it myself, but I've hopenchanged my roof so bad it now leaks like a

or

The V.P.'s plan to cut costs by laying off all but one of our customer service reps has hopenchanged our customer base to the tune of a 45% drop in sales in just one quarter.

by Whirledweary August 4, 2009

Hogenda

The hidden agenda at the root of a hoe’s promiscuity. Typically involves sleeping with people and/or performing oral pleasure for personal gain.

Watch out for her, bro, she’s always got a hogenda. Quit dating Bobby as soon as he bought her that Range Rover.

by DoubleSizzle October 27, 2015

hopening

Hope+ opening as in when you open the refrigerator and hope there is something good at a quick glance.

I was hopening for some free food in my work fridge.
Or coming home drunk I was hopening for some fridge snacks

by LinZ-eee February 18, 2015

Hosen

A word that describes something awesome, typically synonymous with party. Originated in party circles somewhere in North America, exact party or even location is unkown. Could also be used as noun to describe a hoe that is the ideal hoe, such as one that is really hot and gives it up.

That party last night was hosen!

by PartyGirl69 April 26, 2013

Hohenadel

The most amazing person ever. Easily could be the love of your life. Everyone falls for Hohenadel!

They're a great keeper. And all the memories you've had with them, nobody cant bare to not erase it. Hohenadels are so rare you'd be lucky to even meet one. Meeting one is like meeting a greek god from the heavens from above.

"Wow, I wish I could date a Hohenadel."

"Sorry man, They are WAY out of your league."

by Lucy O' Mayo February 5, 2010

Homenometer

(n.) An upgraded version of the gaydar. Consider it to be the Gaydar V2.0

"Dude, does he seem a bit gay to you?"

"Hell yeah. My homenometer readings are going off the chart!"

by ROFLMYWAFLZ December 2, 2009

Hodenkobold

When somebody listens to everything you say but still is an asshole.

Hey, go clean the toilet for me.

Okay, but I will shit in it right after.

You Hodenkobold!

by Reusine September 17, 2021