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housemouse

Easy on the eyes 25-35 year old female to clean and fetch alcoholic beverages naked. Must be growth oriented, skills include but not limited to; suck starting a Harley,

Manage a clean orderly household,
Whim answerer, every.

Always maintain a clean and whorish appearance, clean shaven smell nice.
Must have chin, only one and cannot be long or pointy. Positively no butt chins.
Perky yet not abtrusive nipples.
Breasts cannot sag or disappear under arms when horizontal. A suitable size for her petite frame, slightly larger, and never bra bound. Sleevless Midriff shirts muat be worn when cleaning and when washing vehicles.
Must have ass to die for, and believabley say the line, " I dont know, Ive never done that before".
Followed up response "ok".
Labia must not be of such a length that it requires circumcision,Or tied back.
Feet must be petite and pretty, and not pigeon toed, fungi ridden or callused and corn ridden. knees must appear feminine, and cannot be knocked.
Teeth must be straight, brushed and remain in mouth always. Natural preferred. No missing front teeth or broken jagged teeth.
Eyes must be focused and not crossed except when applicable. (Curling of toes could apply also)
Ears must be of a suitable size for handles, while not flappy or oversized for the size of her head. Which should match her petite frame. Hair must be long, and never in a bun, EVER.
Hands must be feminine and small in size, and are required to not be in everything.
This place is in deperatr need of a housemouse, and so am I.
by The Fabrik8r October 11, 2015
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housemate

to have sex with a person who participates in community living.
My friend just housemated with my fellow housemate.

Watch as the majestic female lioness housemates with the pale, troll of a cooper (communal living practitioner), also known as my housemate Jim.
by mkyd March 7, 2010
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housemaid4lizzie

housemaid4lizzie is very swag
by Lolthisissorandom May 29, 2021
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housemaid4lizzie

the best mutual like EVER. u can’t get enough of this housemaid 😩😩😍😍
“heyy ur mutuals with housemaid4lizzie right??”

“yeah i am she’s the best mutual i’ve ever had”
by mxrvelxst May 30, 2021
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Houseman

his girlfriend giving him or her head at a public pool
Aww fuck She gave me houseman again
by Rodariuswave December 13, 2021
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housemaidforcorykenshin

Cory Kenshin favorite girl, the most beautiful girl, and you would totally follow her TikTok. She makes the best content about Cory and favorite color is green. The most important person on the Earth.
housemaidforcorykenshin is so hot.

housemaidforcorykenshin is Cory’s favorite mutual

Coryxkenshin see’s everything. housemaidforcorykenshin tags him in Instagram.
by Housemaidforcorykenshin December 30, 2021
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housemex

How you describe the relationship with your ex-partner, when you continue to live with them after you have broken up.
I live with my housemex, it was a bit awkward to start with but its fine now.
by RKDude January 18, 2022
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