Purple Houdini

The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.

Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.

by RBAK July 5, 2016

Hotline

Originally from NYC a term used by bike messengers and community of fixed gear riders.

- When you’re riding a fixed gear bike with no brakes and cant/dont want to stop for red lights.

Man, i hotlined every set of lights just to get the package here on time.

by Majk Mailer August 23, 2020

Rejection Hotline

A fake number you give to someone when you don't want them to know your real number, especially if they want to go out with you. This is a joke that, while being very cruel, can also be quite amusing.

When I called up 305-241-003, I got this message: "Hello, this is in not the person you were trying to reach. You have reached the Rejection Hotline! The person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number. I know this sucks, but don't be too devastated. So, why were you given the Rejection Hotline number? Maybe you're just not this person's type. Note: This could mean short, fat, ugly, dumb, annoying, arrogant or just a general loser. Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor, or a nasty combination of the two. Maybe you just gave off that creepy overbearing, psycho-stalker vibe. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns. Regardless of the reasons, please take the hint. Accept the fact you were rejected, then get over it. And please, do your best to forget about the person who gave you this number, because trust us, they have already forgotten about you."

by Dib's Sister Gaz May 18, 2004

palmer housing

To walk in a very gingerly and deliberate fashion because of swollen and painful feet or just plain old "bad" feet. Not to be confused with shuffling, this term originated down south in the 1920s-30s-40s. Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor often used this colorful rare word. Origin unknown.

Look at that old man over there palmer housing. His corns must be killing him.

by Rita Pastormerlo June 22, 2007

Pentecostal Holiness

Articles of Faith (in a nutshell):

We believe there is one God made up of three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We believe in miracles; we believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the baptizing in the Holy Spirit ("baptism by fire"). We do not believe that one must be baptized in the Holy Spirit in order to be saved. We believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, and that He is the only way to Heaven. We emphasize a personal relationship with God.

NoobToob is Pentecostal Holiness, and many others.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

T-holing

Verb

When you get lost swiping in the dark abysses of tinder to the extent that you become disassociated from your body and your immediate surroundings.

"Hey has anyone seen Rachel?"
"Ya, she's t-holing over there in the corner. She hasn't spoken with anyone in over an hour."

by Beach Snacks May 16, 2016

Houdini Grandmaster

An ancient title reserved to a closed number of people having demonstrated a high level of mastering in various houdini techniques. To be granted this title one must have performed at least a basic houdini, a houdini cheesecake, a Houdini Mixed Blessing and a combination of any 2 of the Houdini Marvel Omnibus flavours.

One can also be acknowledged as a Houdini Grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.

"You seen this stubag? I am sure he's gay!
-Man, this guy is a Houdini Grandmaster, respect!"

"I didnt know he was a Houdini Grandmaster before last night.
- Did it hurt ?"

by houdinithefirst May 2, 2007