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Hodking around

Hodking around is a phrase which is used when someone (mostly women) is having sex with the whole neighborhood,city or state.

It comes from the czech "hodkuju" after the Great Slut of Chomutov, to honor her and remind everyone that no-one can ever suck the whole ice hockey junior league (may the Pirates cum her).
Person1: What's Elizabeth doing?
Person2: Well, she's just hodking around
by Cdxd May 29, 2019
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Johns Hopkins

A university that tries to be the best at everything, including grade deflation.
Sometimes I wish I had gone to Harvard where you get easy A's, instead I'm at Johns Hopkins.
by jhu22 January 17, 2013
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Hopkins’ fate

n.

The situation in which a person more habituated to condemning others is himself or herself condemned by another party. Applicable also in situations where the condemned party is merely sanctimonious in attitude.

After Matthew Hopkins (1620-1647), putative English Witchfinder General, who, legendarily, was himself found guilty of witchcraft and executed, after having conducted investigations into allegations of witchcraft which ultimately led to the deaths of hundreds of innocent people.
“She is always always moralizing about something, but now she’s the one who’s getting taken to task for her opinions.”

“Yes, it’s Hopkins’ fate.”
by Maharg Nairb April 18, 2017
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The Hoskins Cut

The term was developed to describe the method of switching a high cost product with an identically looking low cost product in order to maximise profits. It is believed to have been first used by Juan Pablo Hoskin in mexico in 1978 when he was the first person to suggest switching cocaine with baking soda.
I used the Hoskins Cut to maximise my profits, switching a high cost item with a cheaper product.
by dkabab February 27, 2015
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Houdini Grandmaster

An ancient title reserved to a closed number of people having demonstrated a high level of mastering in various houdini techniques. To be granted this title one must have performed at least a basic houdini, a houdini cheesecake, a Houdini Mixed Blessing and a combination of any 2 of the Houdini Marvel Omnibus flavours.

One can also be acknowledged as a Houdini Grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.
"You seen this stubag? I am sure he's gay!
-Man, this guy is a Houdini Grandmaster, respect!"

"I didnt know he was a Houdini Grandmaster before last night.
- Did it hurt ?"
by houdinithefirst May 2, 2007
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Atomic Houdini

A combination of an Atomic Wedgie and Houdini. A demeaning sex act where the male partner pulls the female's underwear over her head, temporarily incapacitating her and allowing his accomplice to secretly resume in his stead. Shortly thereafter, the original party appears at the window and reveals the deception.
Me and my bro totally pulled an Atomic Houdini on this chick last night. She didn't even see it coming!
by calls em like i see em August 16, 2021
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johns hopkins

Johns Hopkins is like unprotected sex; happy you got in, upset that you came.
Alex was so happy to get into Johns Hopkins that he did not think of the consequences of attending. Yay i got in... oh shit I came.
by cellar door January 18, 2005
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